To The Rage Mongers:

Note to the rage mongers, aka liberals: When you were fattened up with taxpayer debt and cash to disburse freely amongst yourselves for your partisan ends, your rage probably felt really cool. You manufactured rage from nothing, and get paid because you controlled the money. Neat trick.

Your rage is and always was fake. But now it is impotent. It has no value, either pecuniary or persuasive. Read that again.

I was always aware of how impotent Republican “rage” sounded. But at least it was genuine, if impotent. The value of Conservative “rage” lies in the timelessness of Conservative values. Our desire to conserve government to the greatest practical degree will not shift with the seasons. Trans ideology is a ridiculous unnatural fad, bought and paid for with purloined cash. The value of liberal “rage” is proportional to the money used to prop it up.

But that’s all done now, and your fake rage is purely impotent. Your most dearly cherished cash cows – mutilated kids, criminal celebrities, racism, evil billionaires, globalism and more are now defunded. And because all these issues are fake, propped up by robbed cash, they will fail completely. No more ad buys. No more racist Superbowls, no more free surgeries, no more anything upon which to base your beliefs. Oh my! Some kid might not cut his wiener off! Rage! Tragedy! Iran might not be able to afford to pay Hamas for another massacre! Terrible! Rage! RAGE!

STFU.

Were your beliefs valid, they could support the raising of resources, but they are not valid, reliant purely on money stolen from taxpayers to be used against them. Your last failed campaign was funded by billionaires (Zuckerberg, Pinchau, Bezos, Soros) and entertainers, and those funds were used, in part, to vilify billionaires. Your messaging is stupid, and everyone sees it.

Please keep up the rage hoax. Pretend to be shocked that our innocent little children will suffer at the closing of the DOE. Get mad about it. It doesn’t matter that our kids can’t read or add or compete in a global economy at dire cost to the taxpayer and national unity. Get mad. Scream at us all, and for God’s sake, please please ensure that Chuck Schumer plays cheerleader at your next press rage-on. It’s a great look, though I admit his absurd spasm was bested by the freak show in MA this week. RAGE! FEAR! Whatever shall we do?

We all know why you’re really mad. But you never mind that. Screw what we know. Rage, baby! Impotent rage! Let’s have it! Lord knows you can never admit the truth.

We all know why you’re mad. If you keep that in mind, you’ll understand the impotence of your “rage.”